The Gimage Effect

Hey, not Simon this week. It's someone else...but who could I be? (hint: one of this page's followers)

How many times have you used google image search to try and find something totally innocent and dredged up an abundance of disturbing gratuitous thumbnails of varied genatalia?

Maybe I'm just unlucky but I know many people who've had the same problem. Now to put the theory to the test:

METHOD:
- Enter a word that is neither a 'private' body part or rude activity.
- See how soon a 'dirty' pic crops up...

1: Titular - relating to having a title.
First rudeness - page 3: Arty but still

2. Seamen - one who man's a ship
First rudeness - page 25! (after many puns) Fishy

3. Abreast - side by side
First rudeness - page 1 Look at the Nobel(Peace prize)s on that

4. Uranus - the seventh in planet in the solar system
First rudeness - page 5 Watch out for the axe :S

5. Fallacious - deceptive or misleading
First rudeness - page 4 Pulp

6. Puppies - young dogs
First rudeness - page 4 Bitchin

7. Pussy - containing pus
First rudeness - page 1 That won't help my cist

8. Buns - small bread rolls, often sweetened or spiced
First rudeness - page 1 They're not bakers

9. Milk - a white liquid produced by the mammary glands
First rudeness - page 2 Freudian spill

10. Pole - a long and slender piece of metal or wood
First rudeness - page 1 Search yourself you perv!

Good day readers! x

PS. Normal, mature posts will recommence next week.

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HERE IS AN IDEA [WHAT ABOUT]

MIXTAPES FOR PEOPLE YOU HATE

I hate you, so I thought I'd do something constructive about having such a 'naughty' emotion and I made a mix tape for you:

Track Listing

1. Fast Food Rockers - It's Not Easy Being Cheesy

2. Antony Hopkins - Distant Star

3. Yoko Ono - We're All Water

4. Bucks Fizz - Land Of Make-Believe

5. Sting - Fields Of Gold
6. Su Pollard - Starting Together
7. Talking Heads2(BBCAUDIO) - Playing Sandwiches
8. Archive.org - Pig Squealing
9. Cliff Richard - Wired For Sound
10. John Cage - 4.33"
11. Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy